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5 reasons Ben Affleck will be a good Batman

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The NSA has admitted to intentionally abusing its spying powers countless times but who cares right now – Ben Affleck is going to play Batman!

Here are 5 reasons why Affleck will be a good Batman. This will hopefully help us all calm down and focus on how the government is paying Facebook and Dropbox to spy on you.

1. "Gigli" was 10 years ago. Affleck made a bad film during Dubya's first term, forgive him already! 2. Remember how angry you were at this guy playing The Joker? Your fury probably killed him but he won a posthumous Oscar for that performance anyway. 3. Hello, did you see Affleck in "The Town"? He out Batmanned Batman in that film. 4. Time-Warner has a lot more at stake than you do - billions of dollars, stockholders and Mickey Mouse mocking them. 5. Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

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