We don’t mean to alarm the Jewish population of Seattle (the Jewish population of Seattle’s name is Dave, hi Dave). We don’t mean to cause tsore on Yom Kippur but we think Sarah Silverman might be a Christian now.
Sarah Silverman is now a Shiksa?
The above picture is Sarah wearing a cross on FXX’s Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell. There is nothing wrong with anyone converting to any religion they want, it’s just that Sarah Silverman has always presented herself as profoundly Jewish. Like Streisand plus Midler multiplied by Seinfeld Jewish.
Sarah’s interview with W. Kamau Bell offered candid insight on her views on race (Bell used to have a “beef” with Silverman over racially insensitive themes in her Jesus is Magic film), her insecurity about her age (she’s almost 43 but looks 23) and the trauma she felt after doing the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. Open and honest stuff but no mention of the cross dangling from her cute lil’ neck.
The Jewish world losing Sarah Silverman to the goyim would be tough. It’s as if Russell Wilson got traded to the 49ers. Try to have Tzom Kal, Dave.
